(Source: recover-together, via canyourollblunts)

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

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circumcisions:

[likes your somewhat sexual post in an attempt to let you know im interested]

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